Man Bonks Donkey

Harare, Zimbabwe – A 28 year old man has made news headlines in Zimbabwe by proclaiming his undying love for – guess what – a donkey.

The man named Sunday Moyo from Zvishavane was caught having sex with a donkey inside his yard at the break of dawn.

According to newspaper reports, the donkey which had been tied to a tree, was lying on the ground.

Moyo told the court that he thought the donkey was a woman that he had come with from a nightclub. He claimed that he paid the woman US$25 for a one night stand.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for her services at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she became a donkey. Your worship, I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey,” he said when he appeared in court spotting stripped shorts and a white T-shirt which had dung and fur from the donkey.

The magistrate referred the man, who apparently left the courts in stitches, for psychological examination.

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One thought on “Man Bonks Donkey

  1. I thought this was bringing knowledge …..are you aiming for H-Metro standards post quality not this please…..!!!!!!!. This is just tasteless and a worthless waste of space

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